serrated teetheses

Okay, see. I love my camera and it takes lovely photos of things. Except art. It makes art blurry and dark. Maybe it's my apartment. The lighting here is craptacular. :/

Anyhow. Here's some recent stuff. I haven't stopped making art, I just don't have a scanner any more and anthro art has... lost its sparkle, to say the least.


2006
acrylic, glitter, and collage of auspiciously found materials (orange and yellow confetti courtesy of the Flaming Lips; extinct marine fauna surprisingly not drawn by me)


2006
acrylic and glitter on wooden frame


2006
acrylic on roofing slate

I may get around to making a bunch of separate posts for all this stuff, but until then, impatient folks can go look at my flickr photostream and my dA gallery!
http://flickr.com/photos/linden_tea
http://atropine.deviantart.com

♥ ♥ ♥ happy holidays to you all. ♥ ♥ ♥



and what could be more festive than a sexy devil womyn breastfeeding the infant christ? i can't even ponder anything more appropriate for the holiday season.








...uhhh, i suppose i should tack on a disclaimer here:
i know this is bound to offend several of you. i'm sorry. i'm not being all, "liek omg xtians r teh_suxx0rz!!!!11" so just chill out. someone suggested the idea for the drawing, and i thought it would be funny. so i drew it. besides, i know god has a sense of humor, and i think i heard her snickering at this as i was drawing. (that's why it turned out so awesome.)

dimebag darrell, others shot and killed at concert in columbus, ohio

WHUH?? .________.

i doubt most of you care, but here... (i posted some photos with myself in them, just to pique your interest. but they're behind the cut, so ha ha.)



( arranged chronologically, for your convenience. )

stickers are a user-friendly, albeit smaller, form of graffiti than stencils and spraypaint. if you're, yaknow, feeling a bit more stealthy than carrying around your paint and stencils in a backpack, you can just toss stickers in your pocket. they're available for free at the post office, but custom modification is up to your personal discretion. ;3




( more... )

various photographs, mostly taken last summer, with a couple from this winter tossed in for good measure.


( body paint fun! )

( jay + really large beard )

( camping/hiking photos )

( some photos at the buffalo zoo )

( and finally, some baby photos of the deggies, taken last winter )

i hate republicans.
i hate bush.
i hate(d) reagan.

i'm glad reagan is dead, and i hope someone kills bush (AND cheney, and ashcroft and rumsfeld, and...) some time soon.


this doesn't mean i trust kerry, either. he kinda scares me, too.

jay's birthday present is finished!

i designed it, but my dad did most of the work because i've never done stained glass before. ;P though now that i know what to do, i imagine i'll be doing much, much more of this stuff...



( and a bigger photo of it... )

this post is friends-only, because i don't want jay to accidentally see it before friday. :x

i somehow doubt anyone noticed i deleted saurophaganax.

( anyhow, here's something pretty to look at. )

since deviantart deleted it, i'm re-uploading it here.

so...... i present to you... my masterpiece.

( PUNY HUMANS GO SQUISH NOW! )

i went crazy and made many pairs of fae/goblin horns.
(and if you wanna own 'em, the prices are below 'em.)

( red and yellow baby horns )

( brown and orange twisty horns )

( brown and green twisty horns )

( green and blue horns with silver glitter )

AAAAAAAND FINALLY, i WAS going to keep this a secret, BUTbutbut... i finished the horns you asked me for, xstarbelly. you had asked for them as a christmas-time present, but, i, uh, finished them just a little too late for that. so they're a.. uhm.... leap year present! yeah! i blew this secret, but there's ANOTHER secret thing i'm sending you with these horns, which i shall not tell you about. muahahahahahahaha. anyhow...
( purple stripey curly-q horns )

( self-portrait as a celestial faerie )

and no, that's not what my hair looks like right now. that's what my hair looked like when i was 17, when that photo was taken. ^_^

okay, i really need to get off the computer. typing is eluding me at the moment...

( i got to, gotta, gotta take it slow... )
it's the crab nebula...

a sketch i did at the science museum.

( Deinonychus antirrhopus )

( you said i look like a stone sinking, but i am a constellation, cut out in the sky... )

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xoxox